Australia's Hash
(Tune:
"Advance Australia Fair") "Australia's Hash
let us rejoice, For we are Hamersley,
We run like hares and lust like dogs, And
drink piss constantly, Our club abounds with
mighty mates, Our runs are best you'll see,
At any stage we'll have a rage, On-on we're
Hamersley, We'll run and drink and then we'll
sing, On-on we're Hamersley."
Hamersley Hash House Harriers is a men's only club that run on a Monday
night at 6.00pm
in all suburbs of Perth, Western Australia.
Raise Your Mugs
(Tune:
"Anchors Away") "Raise your mugs to Hamersley,
Lean mean and strong. We'll strive to hold our Hash,
Though rations are short and runs are long, Mateship
is what we have, Filthy and crude, 'Till we meet
next Monday night, Here's health to all you hash
of Hamersley"
Hamersley
H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y
spell Hamersley Cream of all the hashes in Australia
All the imitations are a failure H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y
a must If you want to have a run On a Monday you
can come Hamersley that's us. H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y
spell Hamersley We know all the harriets adore us
'specially those who are in the chorus H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y
a must If you don't like our class You can shove
it up your arse Hamersley that's us
"I Still Call Australia
Hash Home"
I’ve been
to hash clubs that were lots of fun Made lots of
mates with a beer and a run And I’ll keep on running
my spirit won’t fail I still be calling trail
I’m always hashing, I love to get pissed Kegs
of cold beer, I cannot resist They say I’m a pisshead,
their probably right See you next hash day night
All the dogs and bitches Hashing around the world
The Harriettes and Harriers promenade And as
they get older and greyer and slacker The mateship
never fades I’ve been a hashing all over this earth
But still I return to the place of my birth
But no matter how far or how wide I roam I still
call Australia Hash Home I’ve been a hashing all
over this earth But still I return to the place
of my birth But no matter how far or how wide I
roam I still call Australia I still call Australia
I still call Australia Hash Home But no matter
how far or how wide I roam I still call Australia
I still call Australia I still call Australia
Hash Home Hash Home Hash Home
The Finest of Hash
House Harriers (Tune:
"Scotland The Brave") The finest of Hash House Harriers,
With style that know no barriers, We are the legendary
men of Hamersley.
Strong, verile lean and well
hung, At rooting we are top gun, Weaners, toother,
crackers - we fuck 'em all.
And when we're drinking
beer, We're the best no fucking fear, Raise you
mugs you wankers, and drink to Hamersley.
Runs, fucks and feeds and boozing, We know the club
we're chosing, Eat your heart out mothers, we're
from Hamersley
MEN OF HAMERSLEY
(Tune: Men of Harloch)
Men of Hamersley, rejoice now Tilt your glass and
raise your voice now We are Hash’s finest boys now
Men of Hamersley See the way we run our courses
Legs like greyhounds, shlongs like horses Others
know just what a force is H4 Hamersley On Monday
we get plastered Our GM is a bastard And Karma
Sutra’s many ways Each one of us has mastered
Other Hash House Harriers thank us When we tell them
they’re just wankers There is none that can outrank
us Men of Hamersley
The
non Competitive, non Athletic, Sport of Gentlemen...
